Most of the time if you’re looking to buy something for your face, you think Botox. This is possibly cheaper (maybe not, but who’s your Botox guy?), but it’s definitely less likely to leave lasting impressions that you didn’t think about.
These are very plain sunglasses with a pattern on them. The screws that hold them together have threads. The sunglasses are made out of a material. The lenses, like the frames, are also made out of a material. That’s all of the details I can see from visually looking at them from across the office. I haven’t taken the time to walk over there, but I’ll upload a picture so you can visually examine them. Check from a fraudster hipsters viewpoint.
Ian Leaf says, “If these aren’t an alligator pattern, then I don’t know what they are.” These are almost certainly not alligator.