This is art, contemporary art. Actually VERY contemporary art. This is so contemporary that most people would drop the “con” and consider it temporary art. Since we’re on that theme, most people would also drop the “art” and just consider it temporary.
You are not most people. You’ve never really fit in. You are Ian Leaf.
Don’t consider this can art fraud Mr. Andrews, nobody has ever seen this can in real life except yours truly. And it can be yours, truly!